Scribbling Theology:

I have been a Christian for over ten years now. One of the most significant theological developments I’ve undergone is my shedding of the oppressive, sexist theological system known as complementarianism and embracing egalitarianism as the biblical, liberating, beautiful truth that one only denies because they hate women. For many years I read 1 Timothy 2:12, printed it out and slapped women in the face with it whenever they wanted to tell me anything, let alone give me any reasonable thoughts on the Bible. That’s all changed now as I’ve realised how ridiculous I was, how much I hated women, and how Jesus was a feminist. Now I hate my gender (all men are pigs, especially myself…), and I’ve thrown out 2000 years of church history and biblical interpretation to fit my woke agenda. I plead with everyone reading this, particularly the egalitarians, to realise that it’s April Fools Day and complementarianism is still, in my opinion, the most beautiful portrayal of gender roles and relationships. Have a great day 🙂